I have been tagged by hag extraordinaire and NOLA goddess, Cait:
The Rules: This is what’s up:
1. Link to the person who tagged you. (Yar.)
2. Post the rules on your blog. (Yar.)
3. Write six random things about yourself. (Only SIX?!?!?!?)
4. Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them. (Yar.)
5. Let each [...]
Tag! I’m it!: Musings on Pee, the Magic Cone, and Colonel Sanders
Halogen: The Final Showdown
Well, people. The miraculous has occurred.
I haz halogen light bulbz.
My apartment is 99.9% halogen light bulbs. Does that make me elitist?
I woke up this morning in a Bad Mood. Going to Home Depot is not my idea of Good Times. But it had to be done. I went through my apartment and removed all [...]
“Kill me in the face.”
Let’s face it. I’m off my rocker. Anyone who knows me can attest to that. I sing stupid songs to my dog. I make up lyrics of my own to songs which already have perfectly good lyrics. And in my finer (read, drunker) moments, I come up with little catch [...]
The stupidest thing I’ve ever googled.
“How long do cupcakes stay fresh?”
True story.
I didn’t like the answers that I got, so I ate the 4 day old cupcake anyway. It was a little stale, but soooooo worth it.
Queer Eye for the Laundry Guy
I have a serious problem when it comes to laundry. I enjoy wearing clean clothes. I like not being dirty. My problem is this: I’ll do load after load of laundry, dump it in a hamper, throw the hamper on the floor, rifle through the hamper for clothes when I need them–dumping [...]
Hiatus
I know, I know, y’all (and by y’all, I mean the 4 of you whom I know actually read my blather) have been wondering: WTF? Where’d the blog go? Did she block me? I can’t believe it! What a skag.
No, no. Due to some personal circumstances, I opted [...]
Improper spelling makes me twitch.
So last night I was “managing” my blog and I added a quaint little “what it is” section. Sweet. So I wanted to come up with a clever name. “Zeitgeist.” I’ve always liked that word. I can’t say I’ve always liked Germans, but their cake is turning me around. [...]
Bringin’ up old shit…
So I’m about to start posting blogs that I’ve written over the past coupla years on Myspace. I thank you for reading them again. And for those who haven’t read them, what in the hell is wrong with you?
Here we go…
So after much prodding from friends, I’ve decided to start my own blog. Here are some things you can expect that I will discuss:
1) My mad scientist boyfriend. He’s a skateboarding ex-neural scientist who thinks soap is gross, doesn’t wash his pants, and lauds R. Kelly as the “Pied Piper of R&B.” He’s radical. Who [...]
