What the hell is going on in my apartment? I officially have no working overhead lights in the living areas. Kitchen light? Still out (almost 9 months! I’m holding out until the New Year.) My dining room light? Went out last week. And I arrived at home this afternoon to find that my living room light has also gone out. I flicked the switch up and down several times in the false hope that the light bulbs were simply sleeping and needed to be awaken from their dark slumber. No dice. Them light bulbs is dead.
So, what does this mean? I’m down to lamps. And the warm glow from my massive television.
My bedroom lights are still operational. As is my hall light. As is my bathroom light. My two bathroom lights, thankyouverymuch. (My bathroom has two lights. One for “bright” and Two for “quit shining that fucking light in my eyes or else I will stab you!“).
Never fear, people. I WILL move into the bathroom if I have to.
You don’t own me, light bulbs.
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i blame sarah palin.
you are taking procrastination to a whole new level my dear. a whole new level.
i think i speak for everyone when i say “BUY SOME FREAKING BULBS, WOMAN”….
or you could blame your light-less-ness on the economic crisis. maybe we should all return to the dark ages. hmmmm.
silliness.
i’m waiting for my portion of the $700B bailout. everyone’s worried about the banks and the auto industry, but the treasury doesn’t seem to give a shit about old bulbless me.
the overhead living room light going out has pushed me over the edge. tomorrow i go to light bulb depot.
Do I need to mail you some bulbs?
I HAZ THEM! but thank you deimos!