I like to eat in the shower.

Y’all, the best thing has happened.  I’ve managed to combine two of my favorite things into one glorious decadent activity.
Eating chocolate.

This is what I look like when I’m eating chocolate.  If I were white.  And 33 years younger.
and
Showering.

This is what I look like when I’m showering.  If I were white.  And about to be stabbed [...]