Hiatus

I know, I know, y’all (and by y’all, I mean the 4 of you whom I know actually read my blather) have been wondering: WTF? Where’d the blog go? Did she block me? I can’t believe it! What a skag.

No, no. Due to some personal circumstances, I opted to make my blog private. And then I tried to add the 4 of you as authorized readers. And for some reason, the stupid blog goddesses wouldn’t recognize your names, even though I’m pretty sure I spelled them all right. ee el el ee en. Not that hard to figure out. aitch ay en en ay aitch. Ok, that one’s a little bit more difficult only because figuring out how to spell “H” is a lot harder than originally anticipated. I googled it. True story.) Here’s an easy one! es ee ar eye tee ay. Boom. Put that in your proverbial pipe and smoke it.

So, whatevs. I’m making this shit public again… personal circumstances be damned! Plus I miss reading the comments. It’s really narcissism. Read my blog! Tell me how funny I am! And how utterly captivating the mundane details of my life are! Me me me!!  And if I happen to mention you it’s only because I know you’ll be all “OMG!  She totally mentioned my name!  I, like, am totally going to leave a comment.”  And your leaving a comment makes it all about me again.  It’s emotional manipulation, y’all.

So, with more ado than was really necessary, let me say this: I’m back, bitches. And I wish I could say that I’m better than ever, but that would be a lie. I’m the same. Maybe a little worse. You decide.

I just really like this picture. So what?

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