My dog is not very, er… sexually active. For one, he has no balls. For two, he has no balls.
He’s only ever in his life tried to hump three dogs. One is my friend Katie’s mom’s sheepdog… I can’t remember the dog’s name. All I remember is that I went to [...]
My dog is a homosexicle.
The stupidest thing I’ve ever googled.
“How long do cupcakes stay fresh?”
True story.
I didn’t like the answers that I got, so I ate the 4 day old cupcake anyway. It was a little stale, but soooooo worth it.
Queer Eye for the Laundry Guy
I have a serious problem when it comes to laundry. I enjoy wearing clean clothes. I like not being dirty. My problem is this: I’ll do load after load of laundry, dump it in a hamper, throw the hamper on the floor, rifle through the hamper for clothes when I need them–dumping [...]
Hiatus
I know, I know, y’all (and by y’all, I mean the 4 of you whom I know actually read my blather) have been wondering: WTF? Where’d the blog go? Did she block me? I can’t believe it! What a skag.
No, no. Due to some personal circumstances, I opted [...]
